Pratik Poddar

Copy pasted from a blog but totally worth it... -- A Mother passing by her son’s bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ‘Mom’ With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with hands and read the letter. Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it’s not only the passion… Mom she’s pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana...

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Personal Favourite.... Jai Hind.. Happy Independence Day... Bilqis: Jinhe naaz hai hind par -RABBI Mera naam Bilqis Yakub Rasool Mujhse hui bas ek hi bhool Ki jab dhhundhhte thhe vo Ram ko To maen khadi thhi, rah mein Pehle ek ne puchha na mujhe kuchh pata thha Dujey ko bhi mera yehi javab thha Fir itno ne puchha ki mera ab saval hai ki Jinhe naaz hai hind par vo kahan the Jinhe naaz hai vo kahan hain Mera naam Shriman Satyendra Dubey Jo kehna thha vo keh chukey Ab padhey hain rah mein Dil mein liye ek goli Bas itna kasoor ki hamne likha thaa Vo sach jo har kisi ki zuban thaa Par sach yahan ho jatey hain zehreelay Jinhe naaz hai hind par vo kahan the Jinhe naaz hai vo kahan hain Mujhe kehte hain anna Manjunath Maine dekhi bhatakti ek laash Zamir ki beech sarhak Lakhimpur Kherhi Adarsh phasa jahan naaron mein Aur chor bharey darbaron mein Vahan maut akhlaq ki hai ik khabar baasi Jinhe naaz hai hind par vo kahan the Jinhe naaz hai vo kahan hain Mazha nau aahe Navleen Kumar Unnees june un...

In case you dont know him, we are talking about Maoo (Anirudh Shekhawat) Roll No. 06005012, 4th year, CSE, IITB. Maoo, Anirudh Shekhawat (Id: SkywalkerGuy) had a girlfriend Emily (Id: Emily2781), Probably born on 27th of some month in 1981 (a bit too old for maoo!!). Everything was going great. They were having a wonderful time together. Just then the following happened. I got a screenshot of maoo's screen and here is what I saw. :)

Hillarious!

IIT Bombay Student Dancing... Anirudh Shekhawat (06005012), AIR 31 JEE 2006, CSE Senior Undergrad, IITB being "ragged" in 3rd year... Love u maoo...

Thanx to Sharjeel, I know how to write my name in Urdu. پرتیک