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Heights of everything.....

1. What is height of Fashion?

A. Dhoti with a zip .


2. What is height of Secrecy?

A. Offering blank visiting cards.


3. What is height of Active laziness?

A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.


4. What is height of Craziness?

A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.


5. What is height of Forgetfulness?

A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.


6. What is height of Stupidity?

A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.


7. What is height of Honesty?

A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.


8. What is height of Suicide?

A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.


9. What is height of De-hydration?

A. A cow giving milk powder......

Conversation Between God and Me

Conversation between GOD and MEGod : Hello. Did you call me?Me: Called you? No.. Who is this?God : This is GOD. I heard your prayers. So I thought I will chat.Me: I do pray. Just makes me feel good. I am actually busy now. I am in the midst of something.God : What are you busy at? Ants are busy too.Me: Don’t know. But I cant find free time. Life has become hectic. It’s rush hour all the time.God : Sure. Activity gets you busy. But productivity gets you results. Activity consumes time. Productivity frees it.Me: I understand. But I still can’t figure out. By the way, I was not expecting YOU to buzz me on instant messaging chat.God : Well I wanted to resolve your! Fight for time, by giving you some clarity. In this net era, I wanted to reach you through the medium you are comfortable with.Me: Tell me, why has life become complicated now?God : Stop analyzing life. Just live it. Analysis is what makes it complicated.Me: why are we then constantly unhappy?God : Your today is the tomorrow th…

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